

The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"So in this vale of Death, God girds us round; and over all our gloom, the sun of Righteousness still shines a beacon and a hope. If we...


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"There's something ever egotistical in mountain-tops and towers, and all other grand and lofty things; look here,-three peaks as proud as...


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"There is, one knows not what sweet mystery about this sea, whose gently awful stirrings seems to speak of some hidden soul beneath [ . ....


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"For whatever is truly wondrous and fearful in man, never yet was put into words or books. And the drawing near of Death, which alike...


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but...


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"Look not too long in the face of the fire, O man! Never dream with thy hand on the helm! Turn not thy back to the compass; accept the...


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"Wrapped, for that interval, in darkness myself, I but the better saw the redness, the madness, the ghastliness of others. The continual...


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a...


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"Who would think, then, that such fine ladies and gentlemen should regale themselves with an essence found in the inglorious bowels of a...


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"What was America in 1492 but a Loose-Fish, in which Columbus struck the Spanish standard by way of wailing it for his royal master and...