

The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"For whatever is truly wondrous and fearful in man, never yet was put into words or books. And the drawing near of Death, which alike...


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but...


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"Look not too long in the face of the fire, O man! Never dream with thy hand on the helm! Turn not thy back to the compass; accept the...


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"Wrapped, for that interval, in darkness myself, I but the better saw the redness, the madness, the ghastliness of others. The continual...


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a...


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"Who would think, then, that such fine ladies and gentlemen should regale themselves with an essence found in the inglorious bowels of a...


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"What was America in 1492 but a Loose-Fish, in which Columbus struck the Spanish standard by way of wailing it for his royal master and...


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"I. A Fast-Fish belongs to the party fast to it. II. A Loose-Fish is fair game for anybody who can soonest catch it. But what plays the...


The Daily Dick: Musings from the Greatest Novel Ever
"Another point of difference between the male and female schools is still more characteristic of the sexes. Say you strike a...