

The Daily Dick: Musings From the Greatest Novel Ever
"How it is that we still refuse to be comforted for those who we nevertheless maintain are dwelling in unspeakable bliss; why do all the...


The Daily Dick: Musings From the Greatest Novel Ever
"Oh! ye whose dead lie buried beneath the green grass; who standing among flowers can say- here, here lies my beloved; ye know not the...


The Daily Dick: Musings From the Greatest Novel Ever
"A good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing; the more’s the pity. So, if any one man, in his own proper...


The Daily Dick: Musings From the Greatest Novel Ever
"At length, by dint of much wriggling, and loud and incessant expostulations upon the unbecomingness of his hugging a fellow male in that...


The Daily Dick: Musings From the Greatest Novel Ever
"For all his tattooings he was on the whole a clean, comely looking cannibal. What’s all this fuss I have been making about, thought I to...


The Daily Dick: Musings From the Greatest Novel Ever
"I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts. Not ignoring...


The Daily Dick: Musings From the Greatest Novel Ever
"There is all the difference in the world between paying and being paid. The act of paying is perhaps the most uncomfortable infliction...


The Daily Dick: Musings From the Greatest Novel Ever
"Why is almost every robust healthy boy with a robust healthy soul in him, at some time or other crazy to go to sea? Why upon your first...


The Daily Dick: Musings on the Greatest Novel Ever
"For forty years I have fed upon dry salted fare- fit emblem of the dry nourishment of my soul!- when the poorest landsman has had fresh...


The Daily Dick: Musings on the Greatest Novel Ever
"Hither, and thither, on high, glided the snow-white wings of small, unspeckled birds; these were the gentle thoughts of the feminine...